"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
R u gay or bi?
whoever can afford me
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Today I was at work and this like 13 year old kid came in with a snk jacket so I was all omg I really like your jacket and his face like lit up and he smiled and turned to his friend and was all “she gets it! She gets it!” and his friend just sighed and kinda shook his head and I think that perfectly describes the friendship between an anime watcher and a non-anime watcher
Pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and I am afraid of them
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING IMAGE OF PERFECTION
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S RWBY
GOOD BYE I AM DEAD
"So what show are you girls acting in?"
so you’ve never heard wonderwall before? *grabs acoustic* i think i still got it in me. havent played guitar in months. lets see what i can do. here goes nothing
Op: Handmade by me
Photography: PM photography
ssssssssnoooooowww/first day of Fatshion February
Tank ~ Forever 21+
Sweater ~ American Eagle
Jeans ~ Asos Curve
Boots ~ Ebay
it was too bright to keep my eyes open :c
♡ I love you ♡